[Yeah, I know: all my threads turn out that way...but I might as well drop my futile attempt at relevance and just call a shovel a shovel.]
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Done for laughs or actual...who cares? The last scene's subtitle is brilliant, really: it sums up Vader's emotional state with a bit of geek culture hipitude.
If that weren't a bad enough subject for the first post in a new thread, here's Gong Li:

...and a very sweaty Xue Chen, signing someone's ball:

Don't give me THAT, okay? I'm just setting the tone here: random CRAP, people. There's no rhyme or reason intended, no ulterior motive or overarching evil scheme.
...you hope.

Okay, okay: here are a couple of non-babe-oriented pics.

Since Mass Effect is totally fuck-all when it comes to modding the damned thing (thanks a LOT, Bioware...money-grubbing ass-clowns), the closest you can come to modding the game is either through a savegame editor, screwing with the config settings (surprisingly fun, however), and using a third-party texture extraction/insertion util, TexMod. Here's what you can expect when using TexMod in Mass Effect:

I believe it's supposed to say "Convert this item [into?] omni-gel?" I get a lot of this. It's not even close to the funkiest crap I see in-game. Asari character textures overlaying the loading screens, stat screens filled with gibberish...it goes away with ease, but still...I may need to reinstall. Silly me for wanting to improve my game.

Next? More Mass Effect. Hitting a Thresher Maw with Stasis is interesting, but...oh, well:

Yes, you can tell I have Kaidan and Liara in my group. They're somewhat useless, but I was going for the asari and Sentinel ally Achivements. Normally, I leave their asses on the ship.
Mass Effect...AGAIN...and this time you can see why you should
always keep track of your textures' file names. I didn't, and...:

No, that color was just an *experiment*. Geez. The light version:

A little garish, and not what I eventually settled on...but it's still WAY better than the white armor with black trim I tried out. I kept hearing the Empire's theme song with that one.

Speaking of armor, is combat armor, even light armor, supposed to enable a cameltoe?

And, in parting:
Hey! Where Did All My Stuff Go?Wait, one more thing:
 
It just makes me happy.

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