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I'm Back...
« on: November 27, 2015, 11:32:38 PM »
Hi! My name is OrlopRat, or, as I'm known elsewhere, OrlopRat. I've been away for a while. You know those posts you might see with my name on them if you look carefully here? Well, they're old. I mean, like, really old. But then, so am I, so it works out.

Been locked up in a hospital for a while, and spent 6 months in a nursing home rehab facility getting rehabbed, played a lot of Quake because all I had was a pitiful portable picnic player of a notebook with the old game hating Windows 7 64 bit OS and a crappy Intel chipset that couldn't play anything else that interested me. Free wifi, but it had blocking software. No porn. It was hell...the cats had a good time though, my Aunt Nancy who lives next door took care of them. They had full internet access.

So, what's has been going on here? Actually, I know, I've been reading stuff, but I thought it would be polite to ask  :lol:
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Re: I'm Back...
« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2015, 10:55:58 AM »
Well isn't it a blast from the past  :biglaugh:

So you were in... Hell I take it? How did you escape? A little tip could come in handy at some point.

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Free wifi, but it had blocking software. No porn.

Wow, that bit reminded me one of my former girlfriends actually  :lol:

Well, welcome back Orlo... and I wish you many years out of Hell.


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Re: I'm Back...
« Reply #2 on: November 29, 2015, 02:21:46 PM »
Keeping out of Hell shouldn't be too hard. After all, I've certainly played enough Doom through the years  ;D
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Re: I'm Back...
« Reply #3 on: November 29, 2015, 06:04:58 PM »
Holy underwear!  :ss-ymca

Welcome back...was Nurse Ratched as hot as...wait, no. Cabin fever. Sorry. :realconfused:

I guess the big news is that Fallout 4 is out and...well, I don't think anyone is as impressed as Bethesda assumed we'd be. I don't think it's time to shoo the cats away from the computer just yet, as we're still waiting for the Construction Kit to make it playable by actual human beings (as opposed to the reviewer 'bots at GameSpot). Enjoy HotSiamesePussy.com while you can, little ones.

As for porn...well, I predict -- and it will not be a surprise to anyone when it happens -- that the next big celebrity sex tape will be Miley Cyrus. :throwup:

Wandering off now to see if I can convince my Food Wranglers to get something besides BBQ for dinner. Someone popping Tagamets like M&M's shouldn't be eating that. Welcome back you old fart, from someone who at least FEELS like an old fart!
An interview with Kim Kardashian? Who wants to see that? I'd rather see an interview with the mortician's assistant who had to piece her head back together so they could have an open-casket funeral.