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Re: Random Crap 2020: The Gyre Of Self-Loathing
« Reply #15 on: August 08, 2020, 02:50:41 PM »
As we are on puzzling facts... my current question would be...

Kingdoms of Amalur Re-Reckoning... why?

I mean, I love KoAR, I played it a bunch of times even though it was considered by some (not too bright and knowledgeable enough about game development) politicians as a pure failure after its release (amusing side fact: some of the most brilliant games ever were pure commercial flop like System Shock 2 -- the developers still joking they only sold two copies and one was for them). It's relatively rare to see a game being both an absolutely brilliant game and a success story -- people for whatever reason tending to prefer an hyper hyped mediocrity over and under publicized gem.

But I digress. So the new KoAR that I'll call KoAR-R is not a new game, it's just the old one with better graphics -- and possibly not a single bug fixed, but I am a pessimist so don't take my word on it  :lol:

Problem is, I kinda like the graphics as they are. They give the game a particular aesthetic charming enough. I don't thing the developers couldn't do better graphics. I think it was a design decision at some point.

So again... why? Just to make money by turning something old into the appearances of new (which wouldn't be very surprising, it's THQ we're talking about)? Well if they took advantage of their little makeover to fix the bugs, OK, otherwise why would I need that?

But I'll wait and see the pricing on this thing. If they have a super-duper discount for people who already have the game then... maybe?


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Re: Random Crap 2020: The Gyre Of Self-Loathing
« Reply #16 on: August 14, 2020, 01:52:10 AM »
Re-Reckoning??

 :ss-facepalm

What a weird thing to remaster. The charm of the thing was the goofy graphics...I don't know why THAT was the one thing they needed to "update" most of all.

Gamespot has a page where they detail the various editions. The "Standard" edition (includes all of the original DLC) will be around $40, the "Fate" edition (with a new DLC called "Fatesworn") will be $55, and the "Collector's" edition will run about $110. I'd say it was damnably stupid, but besides the game itself, it includes not only a plastic statue, five artworks for use as crappy coasters, the soundtrack, and a pretty box that will look awesome in the recycle bin, but it also comes with a...wait for it...an Amalur keychain!!

If that's not worth grocery money for a couple of weeks, I don't know what is!

 :throwup:

Okay, possible subject shift. Or it may not be; it depends on the reader's outlook.

Anyway, a few weeks ago I was having dinner with some of my family, and the subject of funeral arrangements came up. (Don't look at me. I didn't bring it up.) Specifically, the idea of cremation. Since my uncle has had to deal with such things over the years, he knows a bit about them...and my cousin (his daughter) asked a question about who takes care of cremation. He mentioned that the funeral homes don't always handle that themselves, some of them use cremation services.

I told her that when looking for cremation services to make sure that the company has a German name. What followed was a gift from the Gods of Punchline Setups.

HER: *blank look* A German name? Why?

ME: Because you know they'll do a good job.

Oh-So-Innocent Deflection In Response To The Groans: "...what? I only meant German efficiency!" (I'll admit that the satanic laughter betrayed my innocence.)

I was informed that there was a place being prepared for me in Hell. I cheerfully replied that I already made reservations YEARS ago.  :evil1:

Good times.

Oddly enough, I'm not invited to family dinners all that often. At first I thought it was covid, but I'm beginning to wonder... :lol:
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Re: Random Crap 2020: The Gyre Of Self-Loathing
« Reply #17 on: August 14, 2020, 10:26:33 AM »
This will bug me all day if I don't clarify: that last joke? Not meant to be racist.

...but it got you to remember how fucked up the Holocaust was, didn't it? Mission accomplished.
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Re: Random Crap 2020: The Gyre Of Self-Loathing
« Reply #18 on: August 14, 2020, 03:05:21 PM »
Just don't try that with Germans. They understand humor but they are very touchy about certain subjects, this being one of them. Thinking about it, don't try it with Israelis either... and all Jews, really.

Boy you really screwed yourself there, didn't you?  :lol:

Don't worry if the Mossad or BND comes looking for you, I will tell them that it was all an honest mistake.

And for real? $40 for a 8 years old game? I knew THQ was taking people for morons but to that extent? I had no idea.


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Re: Random Crap 2020: The Gyre Of Self-Loathing
« Reply #19 on: August 15, 2020, 01:48:00 AM »
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Boy you really screwed yourself there, didn't you?

:ok:  I know, right? Well, perhaps this is the very thing to heal the scars of the past...they unite against one common enemy: me. I am their lightning rod of hate. :hammerhead:

But you know, I miss comedy. I wonder how long Mel Brooks movies would've been if Mel had stopped to explain every single joke?

On a somewhat related note: if you watch Blazing Saddles on HBO Max, you'll be treated to an introduction where they inform you that Racism Is Bad.

Uh...I kind of knew that already, Guilty White Liberals. But thanks for pointing it out. AGAIN.

Of course, any Mel Brooks fan worth his or her salt will already have it on DVD or Blu-ray (or both *and* VHS, in my case), so to hell with HBO and other streaming platforms.

But back to games. Video games I mean, not the head games of real life. Those're the ones that'll kill ya.

Re-reckoning should at least have a discount for those of us who own it on a couple of platforms...and Steam's being a little weasel-y, as they hide the DLC from you. Origin, however, has it proudly on display.

Y'know, I just might take Reckoning out for a spin...
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Re: Random Crap 2020: The Gyre Of Self-Loathing
« Reply #20 on: August 26, 2020, 10:16:50 PM »
I've been taking a break from the walking sims, but I'll get back to them after I've sated my recent interest in revisiting Amalur.

Speaking of emptiness and despair, I've finally gotten Skyrim SE reinstalled and running. It seems that I screwed up mightily by moving around some important game scripts and it just bricked. So a full and careful reinstall of game + mods was necessary. I'm thoroughly sick of the game and everything associated with it, so of course it's been a priority. It was hard to sleep, with this nine year old game in complete disarray. I wonder how I managed to survive.

Things I've done differently:

- Installed on C. Hopefully it will cut down on the memory issues, but I doubt it.

- Went with Racemenu instead of ECE. I know I've been an ECE fan since the beginning, but the middling-poly head just doesn't look all that great. The High Poly Head mod is quite an improvement, and a couple of supplementary mods add a crapload of sliders. With just a minor investment of time (fourteen thousand years), I was able to replicate my favorite ECE character...except for her nose. No, that I improved. Huzzah.

- Avoided Vortex like the goddamn plague that it is. Wrye Bash has an installer feature that's fomod-friendly. No frills, but it works. I could've tried out MO2, but I want less fiddling about, not more. I first got all my mods installed, sorted with LOOT, then manually reordered certain mods (such as Shout and merchant-oriented mods) to work outside the Bashed patch, since my changes will be absorbed and ignored by the patch; then I locked the load order in Bash. When I install new mods, I'll consult with LOOT as to where the new mod might be placed, but I'll do that manually within Bash.

"But with MO2, you could--"

I could simply blow my brains out, yeah. But I'd most likely screw it up and become a vegetable. Eventually the plug would have to be pulled and I'd be left to simply starve to death over the course of several days.

...which gives me an idea for a insurance supplement plan: if you attempt suicide and only succeed in turning yourself into what could be described as a bowl of warm broccoli, we'll send someone to cut your head off. Final Exit guaranteed!

Okay...this has turned somewhat dark.

In other news, my guacamole-based lifestyle has proven somewhat...gastronomically unfeasible. Today the Archbishop was served guacamole; his plaint was plain to all assembled. He voiced his grievance to the Porcelain Pontiff, who handed down a writ of moratorium. Thusly, guacamole shall not be served at Court until such time as the cramps diminish entirely.

On the plus side: since the avocado trade is controlled by the Cartels, I'm probably doing some good somehow.

Since I'm dancing on the Fringe, why not plunge right in? That's right, it's time once again for Silver's Konspiracy Korner! Let's take a question from the audience...

Q: Since both words begin with "c" anyway, isn't beginning them with a "k" just a pathetic attempt at humor?

A: Shut up. And yes.

Anyway, some of my "friends" on Facebook (even though I've never met many of these people and of the ones I have met, most of them I haven't seen in over 20 years) poking fun at the idea of the Government tracking us via the vaccine chip. "Teh guvment doesnt care about u LOLOLOLOL" and so on. To that I say "bosh!" and perhaps even "pshaw!"

You don't need to care about the ducks when you tag them; just tag the little quackers and watch the migration vectors.

They also say, hey, you're already being tracked via your phone! Well, actually they say this by posting a Dicaprio meme. Okay, point made. However, think about this: if just your phone is being tracked, you could still chuck it and go off-grid if it becomes necessary. You might have to, you never know. Maybe you say something at work that is considered "wrong." Perhaps one of your social media posts goes "against community standards." It could be any number of things, any number of what may seem like minor infractions to you, but with Security Under Pressure in place, it could get real ugly real quick.

So you need to get out of town before the Syndicate Kill Truck can run your kids down in the crosswalk as they're coming home from school (or worse, "collecting" them for distribution to certain "interested" parties). But you got the federally-mandated Covid vaccine, right? You're going to need a screwdriver to get that thing out of your neck...assuming that it IS in your neck and not nestled up against something vital (such as your liver or heart), which is where I would put it. Makes it hard for a back-alley sawbones to remove it without killing you, right? Still, you could try...I would recommend a standard flat-blade screwdriver. Sharpened, of course.

But until then, enjoy being microchip-tracked like a chihuahua. Anything to feel safe, right?

That concludes this week's paranoid rant. Just remember, though: it isn't paranoia if they're out to get you!

With that out of the way, let's focus on what's really important: my music collection and games. I mean, it's not hard to track me, as I never go anywhere and have no inclination to do so. So that's not something I worry about.

So! I've just begun my Magma collection with their Üdü Wüdü album. Think of them as the (completely batshit) French answer to King Crimson.

As for games, I'm actually looking forward to the Amalur Re-Reckoning, if only because it might be able to cut Origin out of the equation. I suspect that E/A will still be involved somehow, so maybe I should just jab that screwdriver into my neck now and get it over with. ::)

Right now the versions available seem to be limited to Standard ($40) and Collector ($TooMuch), so I'm hoping just the digital Steam version will be a compromise between the two. Although I would do many things for a keychain and a (non-poseable!?!) plastic stature of an elven fuckdoll, I think I'll pass on that.

Hoping for a good game anymore is like a child looking to the stars and asking "I have big dreams, don't I?" as he hears his mother screaming for her crack pipe.

I'm not sure what that means exactly, but I look forward to future generations hashing it out. :hammerhead:
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Re: Random Crap 2020: The Gyre Of Self-Loathing
« Reply #21 on: August 27, 2020, 10:24:14 AM »
I've given it some thought, and admittedly, the virus tracker scenario seems a little far-fetched. Here's where I throw that stick just a bit further. Fetch, kid.

So based on my repeated viewings -- over the years I mean, not the last few days; I may be nuts, but jeez I got other things to do -- of Escape From New York, the delivery system for the tracker could be handled in a much more efficient way. If you recall this fine documentary, you'll remember that the way they kept Our Hero in line was to implant a couple of explosive devices next to the arteries in his neck;** if he failed the mission, or went rogue, or tried to leave...boom.

[** In the sequel they used an allegedly "deadly" flu. I could work on incorporating THAT into my scenario, but I'm just too tired.]

Note that the tracker for the President was in a bracelet...he hadn't been injected with a tracker. And neither was Snake. No one thought to combine the bomb AND a tracker to keep tabs on him.

Well! Now that we have the technology to make teeny-tiny bombs AND trackers, why not combine the two concepts, inject 'em into a subject's neck, and see how much safer he or she feels in our new and improved Safespace Utopia! 100% secure!

Sure, the cost may be prohibitive and it may take a while to make EVERYONE "secure" (solution: raise taxes!), but until the demand can be met we can just inject a few necks with actual explosives (the others will be dummies) and pop a few necks just as a cautionary measure.

Insane, you say? Batshit, you scoff? Of course it is! I have a lot of time on my hands and hate going outside. On paper, I would be the perfect conspiracy theorist. In reality, however, I can't be bothered to care. An illustration:

ISSUE: The government's tracking us!
REACTION: Not hard to do. I never leave the house. [takes a 4-hour nap]

ISSUE: Black Lives Matter! Blue Lives Matter! All Lives Matter!
REACTION: NO lives matter. We're just a bunch of squealing microbes who will be gone and forgotten in less time than it takes a deity to blink.

On a side note: a few weeks ago one of my cousins said to her mother, "You live in a white bubble!" (she's on her second black dude, so of course she's totally woke), and that she "would never live in the South." I asked my aunt, "since she's living in North Carolina, isn't she, uh, ALREADY THERE??" Because, despite the name, NC is firmly in the South, which starts in Virginia and sorta just goes southwards from there. It's funny like that.

Fun times.
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Re: Random Crap 2020: The Gyre Of Self-Loathing
« Reply #22 on: August 29, 2020, 07:38:34 AM »
I'd like to propose a fetish. From my exhaustive research (a few seconds' worth of Googling), I have not found anything dedicated to the phenomenon of Japanese women sneezing on each other. I mean, I've seen a lot of things over the years (he said with a thousand-yard stare), but I don't believe I've seen that. And here I thought they were cutting-edge perverts. Prove me right, Japan!

Let's go to the audience and field a couple of questions!

Q: What about dudes?

A: What about them?

Q: What about dudes sneezing on each other?

A: Ewww. Don't be weird.

Q: Do they have to be Japanese?

A: I will allow Asians in general. And cute Scandinavians.

Q: Are you...are you really into this sort of thing?

A: Of course not.

Q: So why...?

A: Because I think of twisted little stupidities such as this like I think of Shangri-La: because it should be there!

Q: Um...

A: Consider this: you're at home alone, right? And suddenly you get a craving for microwave popcorn. The extra buttery kind, not that weak-ass "healthy" crap. As you open the cabinet to get a bag, your blender falls off the top shelf and puts a good-sized dent in your skull. So a few months later after you wake up from the coma and the physical therapist has (as usual) overenthusiastically pronounced you fit to walk without assistance, you return home. On the way you buy a bag of BBQ pork rinds and a pair of tiny little pink panties at Walmart. You get home and stuff your fat hairy ass into those sweet little honeys and go looking for something to sate that slavering beast you woke up with. You don't know what would appease it, but after a couple hours' worth of surfing and raising a hell of a lot of red flags at Google with your search terms, you've not only eaten the entire bag of pork rinds, but you're tired and frustrated and you think you can also hear the color blue now. But then something catches your eye: two comely lasses from the mysterious East taking turns sneezing into each others' mouths. "Oh Miyuki..." you moan; not just in ecstasy, but also relief. Because you've found your Porny Grail.

But if that itch had not been scratched? Imagine. Imagine the horror.

At first it seemed merely odd: there were no birds or squirrels scampering across the neighborhood lawns anymore; the bird feeders hung forlorn and abandoned, the various fallen tree nuts lay untouched and rotting. Then cats begin disappearing. And one by one, the neighbors' dogs inexplicably vanish. The neighborhood becomes very quiet. Then the first child goes missing. A week later, one of your neighbors comes home from work and cannot find his wife. Very mysterious. Very frightening.

It takes several months, but eventually the police kick down your door and find the shrine in your basement. The scene -- your "ultimate vignette," as you referred to at your trial -- was so horrifying that the memory of it prompted several of the cops on the scene to commit suicide after years of ineffective therapy. Although the authorities try to keep one particular detail quiet, all it takes is one gossipy forensics intern and into the public consciousness it slips, fascinating amateur ghouls and criminal psychologists alike. You refused to explain the grisly banner that was hanging over the spectacle, merely smiling serenely as the questions grew more insistent.  Decades passed and no one could ever agree what "HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY JERICHO" really meant.

Your trial was quick; as the evidence was overwhelming, you were found guilty and sentenced to death. However, you languished on Death Row for 37 years, thanks to an overabundance of Bleeding Hearts in the so-called "Justice" system. But your day eventually comes: as the final plunger full of death enters your veins, in the gallery of witnesses to your execution you see a woman sneeze several times. Your pants swell. "Holy god," you think sleepily as the world recedes, "that would be so hot if she had sneezed on the woman next to her..." And you finally understand. The blackness engulfs you and you know nothing.

tl;dr: Chicks sneezing on each other might just save a few lives. As ironic as that sounds.
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Re: Random Crap 2020: The Gyre Of Self-Loathing
« Reply #23 on: August 29, 2020, 04:50:13 PM »
Well. After some consternation over why, oh WHY does my race mod not want to work with the High Poly Head mod, I believe it may be time to simply blow my own head off.

Naaaah. Screw that. If I'm gonna kill myself, it won't be over Skyrim.

Anyway, the problem was that while the character looked amazing, Racemenu/HPH was not using my race's face textures. So after doing a bit of digging, the solution may involve tossing baby bunnies into a wood chipper under a solstice moon. While I'm not saying I *won't* do that, I think I'd prefer something a little less bloody. We'll just shelve the bunny thing for a moment a look at options.

From what I gather, I need to make high poly head.esm a master, assign my race's head to those meshes, and...seems pretty straightforward so far, right? But it isn't as easy as that (typical). Apparently it would require tinkering with my custom race scripts to reassign...hang on, where are my keys? Oh, right. Where I left them. Okay, get your shoes on, we're heading to the pet store...

No, no, no. I can do this. No I can't. I can't do this. Yes I can. I can do this not a snowball's chance on the sun. Mom? Dad? How in the HELL did you manage to produce such a profoundly stupid child?

Calm down. Breathe.

Okay, now let's look at the issue from another angle: how important is it that my character has a smooth chin? How much time will I spend in-game, merely gazing at her perfect profile?

Answers: it isn't, and very little.

So getting HPH working isn't exactly the answer to all of my problems -- I may have a few, admittedly -- thus I should probably focus on other things to occupy my time. Such as cleaning the mold off my A/C unit. Getting that one toilet fixed. Folding towels.

Summary: I spend a couple of days angsting over stupid shit that doesn't matter in the slightest, conclude that I am a waste of oxygen.

Now. Aren't you glad you read all that? Doesn't it make your day that much sunnier?
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Re: Random Crap 2020: The Gyre Of Self-Loathing
« Reply #24 on: September 01, 2020, 03:30:36 AM »
And I got the high poly head working for my X races. It is almost 3:30AM. Sometimes I think there must be something missing in my life, in my very being, that makes me do these things. And then I marvel at the smoothness of my character's cheek, and I just shrug and say "whatever."

The solution was surprisingly (and relatively) simple. All I had to do was make my stuff point to the HPH meshes. Then list them in the races.ini in the racemenu.esm folder. No bunnies met their end this day.

I didn't figure this out on my own, oh no.

And now I must wrap myself in my winding sheet and drift into much-needed torpor. Good evening. [a wolf howls in the distance.]
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Re: Random Crap 2020: The Gyre Of Self-Loathing
« Reply #25 on: September 01, 2020, 06:33:23 AM »
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It takes several months, but eventually the police kick down your door and find the shrine in your basement.

Police is quite slow in your parts, huh?

That aside, this story feels worryingly like something you have to live through to be able to write about it  :purplelaugh: Should we be concerned? I mean, more than usual?

quite some busy days for you then?

Myself I completed RAGE 2 (which amazingly enough is not as bad as it seems, one just has to be conscious of the purpose of the thing, the purpose being to be a DooM on wheels. If you go in there for the story, you're screwed). But more later in a review...

And I started to play Control by the pompous guys at Remedy. Why pompous? Because they still calls their engine the "storytelling engine" which is damn arrogant since any game engine can be a storytelling engine when used properly. It's not the engine that does the storytelling, it's the people using it. Remedy has an unfortunate tendency to confuse both and that has certainly impacted the quality of their last game Quantum Break. For Control... still too early for me to tell.

Funny thing though. Remember when Control was sold exclusively on the Epic Game Store for $60? Well I bought it from Steam a year later for $30, the ultimate edition with both story DLCs and the bonuses (for what that's worth). So I'd like to say thank you to Epic for having saved me a whole bunch of money (an estimated $70 including DLCs). Plus I had a product with most bugs fixed. Which makes you wonder who really are the suckers in this ongoing story of the "Epic Games Store exclusives"?  I had to wait a year... so what? There's also the scandal of the next-gen console upgrade... but that's another topic.

Anyways...


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Re: Random Crap 2020: The Gyre Of Self-Loathing
« Reply #26 on: September 08, 2020, 10:10:38 PM »
Oh, by the by, the answer finally came. Owner of the old Kingdom of Amalur (plus the DLCs I assume) on Steam get a 60% discount (limited in time, until the September 22) on the new Re-rec... sorry I can't say it... too stupid.

The discount is valid for both the standard Edition and the Edition featuring the new upcoming DLC (that apparently won't be out before 2021).

Aside from that the game is 40 GB against 11 GB for the old version so one can hope that the difference is not just 29GB of crap.


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Re: Random Crap 2020: The Gyre Of Self-Loathing
« Reply #27 on: September 09, 2020, 10:29:01 AM »
The hell with it. I'll take one for the team. But I'm NOT paying an extra $10 for the stupid soundtrack. Oh, wait...I think it's included. That's ok, then. Not like I go out of my way for soundtracks anymore.

Thanks to my ownership of the OG, I was able to pick up the...what, middle edition? the one with the new DLC...for $21.99. First I spent $15 on a Zappa CD and then this...I was on a spending spree, feeling a bit reckless due to all this unimaginable wealth at my fingertips. Re-reckless?

Note to self: Stop it. Never do that again.

So now the installer's still "allocating" space, and soon (fifteen thousand years, give or take a decade) I'll be able to try out the Re-Re...please don't make me say it.

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Police is quite slow in your parts, huh?

I don't think we have cops anymore. 911 calls end with "we're sending you our thoughts and prayers. Good luck!"

I may be exaggerating. Wouldn't be the first time.

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That aside, this story feels worryingly like something you have to live through to be able to write about it  :purplelaugh: Should we be concerned? I mean, more than usual?

Naaaah. I don't even HAVE a basement.  :evil1:
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Re: Random Crap 2020: The Gyre Of Self-Loathing
« Reply #28 on: September 10, 2020, 07:57:33 AM »
I've played just a little bit of it -- still in the opening tutorial -- but I don't see a huge difference. It may look slightly...*slightly*...better, but overall it's still as so-so as it ever was.

I mean, I wasn't expecting a 4K graphic extravaganza, but they could at least have updated the character customization to be less...shitty. Nothing has changed in that regard, really.

I guess the biggest improvements (so far) is that there isn't a huge unskippable intro movie, nor does it (obviously) involve running it through Origin.

On a completely unrelated side note: ME: Andromeda is 60% off on Steam...that's a sale price of $11.99. It's still WAY overpriced. But if you're the type of person who finds fulfillment sitting outside a Starbuck's waving your rainbow flag with all the other Woke hipster assholes, then this game just might be for you.

And another thing: the Sims 4 is on sale for $9.99 on Steam. This leads directly to the most important question anyone with two brain cells to rub together would ask: who cares?

Bottom line: long for the past, lament the present, weep for the future.
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Re: Random Crap 2020: The Gyre Of Self-Loathing
« Reply #29 on: September 11, 2020, 02:26:41 AM »
The Re-Re bug-tracking and reporting thread on Steam is seventeen pages long now. Just something to think about.

OK, finally mustered enough energy to care, and made it out of the Allestar tower. Hey! Level up! Leveled up. Saved. Quit game. CTD on quit. Reboot. Foul mood rekindled (it's been just another one of those days), I scroll through the Steam forums a bit. Found an interesting comment video:

You guys did NOTHING. You fixed NOTHING.

So far, the only thing I've noticed that was different was that my lightning spell killed the two Tuatha with the tower's Troll boss a bit faster than in the original. I was about to check to see if my Special Deliveries stash was as mediocre as before, but I had a moment of abject despair -- still had to meet Agarth and more talktalktalk -- and then it crashed, so maybe tomorrow when my Patience meter has refreshed.

Oddly, the original game is a lot more stable...performance is better, too. And comparitively, there doesn't seem to be a great deal of improvement graphic-wise.
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